UNILAG 2013/2014 ADMISSION LIST IS OUT!

BREAKING NEWS
The much awaited UNILAG 2013/2014 Merit List is out. Hit the link below to take you straight to the university website where you get the full details without any form of dilution. FULL DETAILS
The list is available here   UNILAG 2013/2014 MERIT LIST
To see UNILAG Admission requirement, click UNILAG ADMISSION REQUIREMENT

THE JOKER’S RESUME

REAL NAME: Lord Arannilewa Sagacity.

NICK NAME: Mystery-Tamer

HOBBIES:  Collecting teeth from live tigers, Catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up & down Mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool.

MY RECORD: I lit a cigarette with a dragon’s fire breath. I fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck. I skinned a crocodile alive on the night I killed a Superman, held my breath under water for 2months, 3weeks, 8hrs, 51mins,45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler....... that’s okay, the list can be boring.

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone; fluent in 10,398 languages; first Man to land on the sun.

SILLY THING I HAVE DONE: Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on Thanksgiving Day

EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch; only 99 died at the spot and the last still in coma.

PROUDEST MOMENTS: That moment a cobra died after biting me, then I roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I love to keep it cool.....really don't like showing off.              

                                                                                                                         Source: Bode and Leke, University of Lagos, Akoka.

IROKO TREE

They told me I have the Iroko tree firmly rooted from its base to stand the stead of my man....I laughed vigorously yet they hit me with a direct metaphor, that my gun is an AfricanMagic capable of lifting the condensed burden of Ten men without shooting a dime.
Even as I know that this described NOUN is like a giant on a stewed rice..... I told them all, it's all natural.
Matolysis™ .

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COMPLETE UNILAG CUT-OFF MARK FOR 2013/2014 ADMISSION.

       UNILAG, the University of First Choice and The Nation’s Pride, has again shown to us its high level of transparency concerning its admission procedures; this it achieves by making sure the cut-off mark is accessible to all before the release of its MERIT LIST. 
       Here we present the full details of the cutoff mark, including the Catchment Areas.

FACULTY OF ENGINEERING/SCIENCE FACULTY

EDUCATION, ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE

ARTS, BUS ADMIN, SOCIAL SCIENCES, LAW

MEDICINE, PHARMACY

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