THE JOKER’S RESUME

REAL NAME: Lord Arannilewa Sagacity.

NICK NAME: Mystery-Tamer

HOBBIES:  Collecting teeth from live tigers, Catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up & down Mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool.

MY RECORD: I lit a cigarette with a dragon’s fire breath. I fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck. I skinned a crocodile alive on the night I killed a Superman, held my breath under water for 2months, 3weeks, 8hrs, 51mins,45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler....... that’s okay, the list can be boring.

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone; fluent in 10,398 languages; first Man to land on the sun.

SILLY THING I HAVE DONE: Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on Thanksgiving Day

EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch; only 99 died at the spot and the last still in coma.

PROUDEST MOMENTS: That moment a cobra died after biting me, then I roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I love to keep it cool.....really don't like showing off.              

                                                                                                                         Source: Bode and Leke, University of Lagos, Akoka.